lilacid:

niggaqueef:

when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this

image

most accurate description of anything accurate ever in the history of accuracy

collectyourhearts:

the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza

(Bron: anotherbadpoem)

  • friend: what do you even do on tumblr?
  • me: stuff
  • friend: what, like reblog pics and that's it?
  • me: you don't understand.

discovers:

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(Bron: rstrk)

  • teacher: where's your homework
  • me: where's leonardo dicaprio's oscar