when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this
most accurate description of anything accurate ever in the history of accuracy
the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
(Bron: anotherbadpoem)
- friend: what do you even do on tumblr?
- me: stuff
- friend: what, like reblog pics and that's it?
- me: you don't understand.
- teacher: where's your homework
- me: where's leonardo dicaprio's oscar

